Having been in the building trade for most of my working life, I have had several experiences of being called in by a agitated home owner to redeem or recover a job gone bad after the sacking of the original building contractor. I’m not talking multi-storey here, just your average housing extension or renovation..There is a process to this recovery that is much the same as the approach to many like scenarios of, say.. failed health, failed business model, even or perhaps in this analogy most especially ; failed politics.
The first thing to do is to make an assessment on the customer who called you in..you have to ascertain if the failure is perhaps a fault of the client interfering too much in the structure or the materials quality..this can sometimes happen where a client tries to get the builder to stretch spans between structural supports to gain more open space, thereby weakening the support loads of trusses or beams..sometimes a customer will “have a mate in the game” when it comes to getting materials..and they could be structural timber with no or lower grade structural quality..things like that, where a good builder or tradesperson will pull the client up and refuse to do such things…but in the case of the dodgy builder, sometimes anything goes and the job becomes a nightmare of dodgy work, chaotic coordination of trades and a general trash-site of rubbish and bits and pieces…I’m sure many of you have seen such in your travels..in short; managerial failure.
Once you have satisfied yourself with the clients credibility, you close the site while you do a thorough stocktake of : status of work completed, structural quality of work done, in hand materials stocktake and site tidiness and access for bobcats and any trenching work first needed..you then get hold of your own reliable subbies and set to work drawing up schedules and timelines..and you are then on the road to recovery…some of these measures can involve sacrificing off-cut materials left around and while useful, only congest the site and make it dangerous for clear procedure and they have to go into the big, blue-bin..A small loss for the greater gain.
Australian politics is now at the “failed dodgy builder” stage…We have the LNP in govt’ which has to be the equivalent of the “Dodgy Bros’ Constructions” in every sense of word and deed..If they WERE in charge of building (which they are!) , if they WERE in charge of contracting out (which they are!), if they WERE in charge of organising, timetabling, costing and supplying for basic infrastructure (which they have been!), the nation would be the equivalent of your average basket-case building site chaos (which it is!) , where not only has the owner been trying to cut corners with materials, cut cost with dodgy contractors, but also giving the builders carte-blanch with the credit card which has been used to fleece the account to purchase holidays in the Cayman Islands, apartments on the Gold Coast and buy bling jewellery in Harrods Dep’t Store!….(Which they HAVE!).
The road to recovery would demand the above standard response..: First SACK the builder!, second : Remove costing and quality and structural control from the builder’s jurisdiction..and Third, set the building inspectors onto the builder and financier and seek legal redress!!
This mob of LNP ministers and govt’ would have to be the most corrupt and incompetent collection of useless good-for-nothings ever brought in to run any sort of project..There is not ONE area of expertise where you could point to and say that THERE is a competent minister doing a good job…NOT ONE!!..Not from the Prime Minister or his dept’ , neither Foreign Affairs, Treasury, Defence, communications, health, education, employment, environment…and the list goes on and on…not ONE competent minister, nor one moral or ethical standout in the entire government..and don’t give me those who pushed for the SSM vote..that was just a one off and they read the public mood..or else they would have buckled as they have done so many times before.
No..we now have a “rubbish builder” Government, who has made a hash of the job and needs to be sacked, removed and audited for charges to be brought against it. We have the equivalent of the builder who is unlicensed, unqualified and incompetent to do the job..Just like we had Att’ny Gen’ Brandis who hid his incompetence behind reams of legal jargon, Minister Hunt who sheltered under his deceit of environmental sympathy and Sen’ Cash who has charge of job skilling, but who has not done a honest days work in her life and then we come to the foreign minister who just isn’t and we must conclude with minister Pyne who always works best playing the “straight man” to his leader ; Turnbull’s buffoonery!
Writing as a tradesman witnessing such mind-numbing political stupidity when it comes to doing the job right, I have come to both disrespect and resent that class of person who, coming from tertiary education into politics as a lawyer, accountant, business manager or as some other vague qualification not in the least useful to the everyday world of the common citizenry, yet are seemingly chosen from their peers, holding high that slip of paper stating manner of tertiary degree or PhD. Doctorate or Managerial Certificate that appears to be enough to give them almost ecclesiastical status in the public eye..while we of the working classes had to stitch and slave and study our way to education via the late-night glow of the desk lamp after both a day’s hard physical work and getting the children to bed …and even then, when we DO obtain at least enough proficiency of language to make our tumbling thoughts plain and concise, we get picked up mockingly on our grammatical mistakes that are made to seem equal to a crime of capital proportions…when in reality…in REAL reality..those members of the Government ( and, sadly , some even of our own representative side of politics ) most praised by a sycophantic media and positioned cheerfully on our screens to lie and deceive at every opportunity, in truth they really wouldn’t know shit from clay….S-H-I-T from clay.
Time for the educated working class to take command and start the process of recovery of this nation…truly..sincerely!
I’ll give the last word (not that he deserves it, but because he says it best) to that old bluffer ; Malcolm Muggeridge…:
“So the final conclusion would surely be that whereas other civilizations have been brought down by attacks of barbarians from without, ours had the unique distinction of training its own destroyers at its own educational institutions, and then providing them with facilities for propagating their destructive ideology far and wide, all at the public expense. Thus did Western Man decide to abolish himself, creating his own boredom out of his own affluence, his own vulnerability out of his own strength, his own impotence out of his own erotomania, himself blowing the trumpet that brought the walls of his own city tumbling down, . . . Until at last, having educated himself into imbecility, and polluted and drugged himself into stupefaction, he keeled over–a weary, battered old brontosaurus–and became extinct.”